Bartley "Mind the Nettles" Flanagan gets his Ass arrested

Good Man Larry.
I’m sure you remember how in the old days you could amble out of the pub, climb into the cart and your faithful donkey would deliver you safely to your door – well old Bartley "Mind the Nettles" Flanagan tried this last month. He thought there wasn’t a thing the gaurds could do since he wasn’t driving, but didn’t they pull him and bag the donkey. The miserable creature had been at the leaky beer barrels at the back of the pub. He’s due in court next month – It’s not the first donkey the Judge has had up before him on drink driving charges.
Regards,
Tommy.