Friday, March 2, 2007

Fr. Fiachra’s Erection

As ye know he wants to rebuild the church spire. Sure it’s very few priests who don’t want to leave some sort of construction after them. Sure wasn’t aul Fr. Flood responsible for the development of the football pitch and the car park. It was no harm calling the pitch after him; the feckin’ thing is waterlogged half the year. Rumour had it that Fr. Fiachra was going to do the full monty if he got enough sponsorship for the spire. Well I can tell ye now that that was only gossip among the aul’ wans. Didn’t Old Betty Brogan say she’d pay a week’s pension to see him and wouldn’t mind if she ended up having a stroke.
“I’ll definitely have a stroke if I get close enough.”
Anyway it’s not going to happen. Fr. Fiachra is organising a fund raising fashion show instead. He’s looking for models at the moment. Let ye contact him on the email: frfiachra@eircom.net
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